we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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