There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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