Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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