Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I checked into jail on foursquare
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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