I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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