People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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