OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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