do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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