do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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