trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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