He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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