i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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