the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Who wears a wallet chain?!
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
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just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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