Where is the hickey?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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