Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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