in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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