Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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