Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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