she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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