I looked at my own cervix.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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