Kiss
Puke
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I want to stick my p in your. b.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
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Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
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I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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