seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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