If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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