I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
its not stalking. its research.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
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You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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