I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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