I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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