everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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