eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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