Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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