I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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