I'm eating all of the evidence.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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