No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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