have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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