Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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