He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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