Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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