Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
