It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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