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go home
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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