My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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