we have pet lesbian snakes
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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