My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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