You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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