I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
please don't ironically join a cult
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