he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize