And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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