i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
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He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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