You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Randomize
