I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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