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They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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