eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I will be naked everywhere
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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